These Comics Suck, Buster
Greetings to you on this glorious Friday. There is some comic snark for you to read, if you so choose to read it. And if you don't, then go away this is clearly not the place for you.
Funky Winkerbean 6/12/09
Because the only joy worth feeling is the kind that comes at someone else's expense.
Also, no one says 'buster' anymore. Not even old people.
Also also, I will live forever and never learn that my day is coming so take that Funky, you big prick.
Todd the Dinosaur 6/12/09
I think the writer forgot that twitter is no longer associated with being excited and is now a culture fad that involves saying as little as possible in as few as possible characters. In any case, the comic is still not funny.
Shoe 6/12/09
I don't really get it. Did he purchase a bus? Or did his bus fare cost $250,000? If the latter is true then I hope they give out free champagne and caviar.
Also, is the blue bird not wearing any clothes? That seems odd since all the other birds in the Shoe universe wear clothes. Are they at a nudist bar or something?
The Fusco Brothers 6/12/09
What exactly would beer insurance do? Provide financial assistance in case you drink a bad beer? That doesn't seem likely. And how much would beer insurance cost? It seems like it would be cheaper to just enjoy high quality beers and avoid the crappy stuff.
2 comments:
Beer insurance? WTF? I drink a blended combination of scotch whiskey, anti-freeze and diarrhea from a syphilitic prostitute, so I have no idea about what "Beer Inursance" is.
I think the 'professer' in shoe is referring to the cost of the actual autobus that he takes, but that number seems a tad low in consideration that a properly licensed driver of the bus requires a 'working wage'.
I visited Germany back in the mid-90s. One night, I was hanging out at some bar in Dusseldorf, when I struck up a conversation with some dude sitting next to me. We got to talking, and he said that the government was buying his beers. Turns out, he doctor had given him a prescription for two beers a day and Germany's health care plan paid for them.
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