Just Another Lazy Saturday

Today is Saturday. Do you know what that means? That means that you get to read my fabulous observations about some really bad comics from the past week.


Bliss 5/4/09

That is the most awesome thing that has ever been on the local news. If there were something like this on the news every night, I guarantee that more people would be watching the news. Because if there's one thing that people like, it's the pain of someone else.



Pardon My Planet 5/4/09

It does not please your honor. In fact, it greatly displeases your honor. The bench is only 15 you disgusting pervert. Wait. You're a chair. How are you able to talk? Am I dreaming? What the hell is going on?! AHHH!!! (runs out of the courthouse and into traffic, getting struck by a car and dying on the street)



The Middletons 5/6/09

If acid reflux is the only thing you got from the 1960's, you weren't a real hippie. Real hippie's got all kinds of bad things from all the drugs. Mostly they can't think anymore because most of their brain has turned to mush. Damn hippies.