The Worst Comics of Febrary 2009
It's a new month, and with the end of February comes worst comics of the month voting! This time we have 3 nominees, all of which are berated below. Check them out and then cast your vote for the worst in our poll on the left side of the page. To all you feed subscribers we would love your feedback too! Check out the website (it's new and spiffy) and make your voice herd! Lastly, remember to nominate the worst comics you read throughout March by dropping us an email, we love your help with this!
Rubes 2/24/09
Oh God, where to begin? So Jimmy went somewhere and got a few pieces of corn, then we went to get a baseball bat, then walked over next to the house and smashed the corn with a bat on top of an old stump. That's a realistic course of events. The mom obviously doesn't care about anything as she is allowing her children to run around without any shoes on. These are the kinds of kids who grow up to be rapists and murders.
Cleats 2/19/09
Is this considered a pun? Is it even considered a joke? These shoes spent a whole week "talking" to each other and it wasn't funny a single time. Do not ever bring these shoes back Cleats, or we may be forced to preemptively strike you down - in the long-term interests of humor and comedy.
Herb & Jamaal 2/18/09
Look, you know I strongly dislike Herb and Jamaal, but with this strip they kicked it up to a whole new level. We get the whole "husband and mother-in-law dislike" thing, and while it might be entertaining to those people without the basic human decency to get along, it's fucking old. It is not funny to joke about how you think someone else is going to hell, especially if they are family. Maybe Herb should be a little bit grateful that she is leaving his family some money from her life insurance policy. If I were her, every dollar of the payment would go towards a hit-man to kill that miserable midget douche.
3 comments:
Dang, I'd hate for my kid to grow up to be a murder. I don't mind if he cracks corn and goes barefoot, just as long as he doesn't turn out to be a murder.
I think the shoelace one is the worst. It's like an old man joke. Almost as bad as "pull my finger."
Also, you do realize that the "Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care" is a song right? I've only heard it in Pee Wee's Big Adventure...when he meets the old man transient on the train and the guy won't stop singing it and he just keeps singing it louder and louder until Pee Wee jumps off the train. That's some funny shit.
You got it all wrong on the Jimmy Cracked Corn strip. Very funny.
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