Another Saturday in the Bag
Saturday already?! Damn, time flies when you're sitting on your ass, playing videogames. I've got a whole slew of stuff for you this week, so let's get started.
Slow Wave 3/9/09
This is the best, and most hilarious, evidence for evolution that I've heard to date. Now what can all the creationists say? We've proven that there are organisms that are sad about how everything else evolved, there's nothing more to say.
Piranha Club 3/10/09
It's a good thing that it was a man that got a fish stuffed down his pants; a woman wouldn't have been able to tell.
Damn, that was a good one.
Just kidding ladies, I know you don't all smell like rotten fish. The ones in Piranha Club do though.
Rudy Park 3/11/09
Did Jessica Simpson gain weight? I thought everyone hated her because they finally realized that she has no talent; wow, was I wrong.
And come on people, it's been a couple months, let the man do some work before calling him a failure. Bush failed on an epic scale for 8 years, the least we can do for Obama is give him 2 years to try his stuff.
Also, Republicans are stupid, for the most part.
Oh, and Democrats are stupid too, again for the most part.
See, it is possible to be bipartisan.
Frank & Earnest 3/9/09
This being a Frank & Earnest joke, shouldn't the box be upside-down? And who does putting-together-furniture-is-hard jokes anymore? I think everyone has gotten the message that Ikea makes crappy stuff that is difficult to put together. It's not much of a joke if everyone already knows the punchline.
Ah, that was refreshing, wasn't it? I must go now and prepare for something very exciting that you shall hear about very soon.
3 comments:
On the Frank and Ernest, my question is this: Why have the gathered together all the most clueless looking people they could find?
I got it. They're trying to break the record for most time spent unsuccessfully putting a piece of furniture together.
That last one can be taken two different ways. "Some assembly required" as in they need lots of people because their dumb OR "Some assembly required" as in a gathering of sorts.
Oh, puns. What would we do without them?
hm, where would we be without puns? well, there'd be a lot less comic strips.
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