And You Will Know My Name is The Lord

Saturday once again. Damn that was a quick week for me. It seems like only yesterday that I was talking about whatever the hell I was talking about last Saturday. Eh, whatever.

My lazy and/or forgetful boss almost didn't send me the comics he liked, or hated or whatever, this week. Lucky for him I forgot it was Saturday anyways. I woke up and checked my e-mail and I would have gone back to sleep, but there was an awesome deal that involved some guy in Nigeria giving $4 million. So I sent him my bank number, which I stole from some old guy, and checked my e-mail again and what do you know? Bryce sends me an e-mail subject line: sorry sorry sorry. I don't know why he's so sorry, it's not like anyone gives a shit about Saturday at the DCR.

Well that's my story. I hope I didn't bore you to death yet because here's the weeks comics:


Scary Gary 1/27/09So I am to understand that the guy who can't sleep is a vampire, right? So what is the little guy? And why does he say "'night"? Vampires sleep in the daytime, if I haven't lost my mind yet. At any rate, the vampire must be pretty stupid to think that it has been storming that violently for three days. If it had been, the basement that he sleeps in would have flooded by now.


Crankshaft 1/25/09
Dear god. I can actually empathize with Crankshaft. This happened to me just a few days ago. Only I didn't say "Blast", I said "Motherfucker, god-damnit, sonofa bitch".

I used to work as a waiter/bartender and I know it can be hard sometimes, but come on. How hard is it to push a button? I, at least, had to write everything down.

And no one would ever say that to a customer because they would be fired on the spot. If the customer says something is wrong, guess what? Something is wrong and you fix it for them.

Damn, I am pissed right now and I don't know why. The last one of the day:


For Heavens Sake 1/26/09
Wow, now I'm really pissed. I'll try not to go on too big of a rampage, but I can't promise anything.

What kind of Bible says GPS on it? I've never seen one. Real GPS systems aren't usually that awesome, they fuck up a lot and can lead you in the wrong direction, so I guess it is a good fit to call the Bible that.

And has anyone really tried to live their life according to the Bible? And don't tell me about that guy who wrote a book about it, I already know. Here's the thing, in the Bible women have only slightly higher stature than sand, anyone that doesn't believe in god* is a sinner and will suffer for eternity even if they are morally superior to people that do believe in god. Here's another thing, for Christians the Bible should be much shorter than it is. Does anyone recall when Jesus made a new covenant? That effectively makes the Old Testament meaningless, yet fundamentalists use the Old Testament for a variety of insanities. Yes, the Old Testament does say gay sex is bad, but it also says women that are accused of being adulterers should be stoned to death(that doesn't mean smoking a shit ton of weed).

OK, I'm starting to come down now. Wow, I hope I didn't offend anyone**. Well, I need to go and start drinking now. Sorry if I got a little heavy on you, I know you guys just want to laugh but it's good to think sometimes too.

Webcomic of the week will not be up today because I need to do some things unrelated to the internet(aka school).

*I know that god is supposed to be capitalized, but since I don't believe in him, I'm not going to. Suck on that god.
**Yes, I did, but only a little bit.