Return of Saturday Comics

Miss me? No? I know, you just want Saturday comics.

Blondie 10/4/08

Today we learn that Blondie is purposely trying to kill Dagwood for his sweet, sweet life insurance which is the only reason he continues to work for J.C. Dithers.

Gasoline Alley 10/4/08

It's pretty nice that all of Rover's problems went away with one suspicious car accident. Wait, wouldn't a sultan have 900 children to seek revenge?

Family Circus 10/4/08

Then with one swift movement, Billy shows Dolly why he likes to play with crayons. Dolly is then left traumatized and begins refusing to play with crayons ever again.

Garfield 10/4/08

Jon's been yammering about his past girlfriends all week now. Isn't he still dating Liz? Quit talking about your mutant exes and give Liz a call, Jon. Give Liz a call.

Apartment 3-G 10/4/08

Because as we all know, all drug users can't shut up. They just keep talking and talking. And they just get so annoying as they keep talking and talking. And talking and talking. And because they are so doped up on drugs they just don't know when to shut up and you can only take it for so long until you just have to kill Alan.

Mary Worth 10/4/08

What does Mary Worth know about marriage? Her husband is dead.

Brenda Starr 10/4/08

What the--? Nice shiny change of topic. There's a pretty, unconscious woman just lying there and your about his son? Priorties, people!!!