Daily comics 5/2/08

The last to days have been CRAZY but here is todays comic update, woohaw!

Bizarro 5/2/08






















Finally a reality show I would actually watch! I have been a fan of Bizarro ever since it started running in the local paper a few years ago when they FINALLY got rid of Marmaduke. Humor and Where's Waldo in every strip! In case you haven't noticed Dan Piraro slips in a slice of pie and a stick of dynamite in every one of his strips. Sometimes you get little alien ships too!



Popeye 5/2/08







Popeye makes no sense. He has a Sea Hag on his ship who looks just like him although she is supposed to be a woman. What? She has also been playing this magical flute, but not with her mouth like most people would expect. That's right she's playing it with her colon. Can someone explain?


Tina's Groove 5/2/08








This is a new comic for me and I haven't been reading for very long but something is wrong with Tina. Her eyes are always sad, like she can feel the grinding of her soul at this pointless waitressing job and how she has lost all semblance of who she was or what her dreams were growing up and how she actually wanted to do something with her life! Or something like that. Apparently the hostess at her job is dumber than your average hostess, which is hard to top. Not only did she somehow walk under a 2 step ladder, but she thought somehow the fall from two feet off the ground was a danger. I don't know maybe she has osteoporosis.


Wee Pals 5/2/08







Wee Pals is yet another one of those WTF strips. You can't get over finding out the main character is named "Nipper" and then the next pannel smacks you with the biggest shit-eating grin I have ever seen in the comics. And you finish reading then agrily shout "WHAT THE FUCK". Do you think Nipper is short for something? Nippleton? What horrible parents he must have.