Old People And Technology Is Not A Funny Joke Anymore
Saturday has come again. It is getting increasingly hard to think of something to write at the beginning of my posts. Maybe I'll have something better the next time. For now you should just read the comics and the commentary. Does anyone read this first paragraph anyway?
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee 6/8/09
I think it's about time to retire the 'old people don't understand computers' joke. It was old ten years ago. And what does that old guy need a computer for anyway? It can't be for porn because he probably hasn't had an erection since the Carter administration.
Ben 6/9/09
Actually today is Saturday, but whatever.
I can't tell if Ben is right or wrong. In the context of the question, he is wrong. But in relationship to when the comic was printed, he is right. Maybe the answer was given in one of the other comics this week, but I don't feel like looking it up.
Trevor 6/11/09
You know why you can't contact him? There are two possible reasons: 1. He hates you and wants you to be assaulted by Marmaduke. 2. He is dead in his basement, rotting because he never went outside and no one has ever seen him in person.
Popeye 6/12/09
Yes Olive, the ocean is quite wet. In fact you could say that it's the wettest place that you could possibly be.
Also, the termites didn't like the spinach can because it isn't made of wood. Termites don't eat metal.
