Rap, Cinnamon, Video Cassettes, College, and Ziggy

The Elderberries by Corey Pandolph:

The Elderberries have decided to trot out a joke that wasn't funny when it emerged in popular culture in the mid-1980s (or 25 to 30 years ago, to drive home the point).  Since there are readers who probably weren't alive in 1985, a bit of history is necessary to understand just how unfunny this strip is to anyone under the age of 65.  See, in the early 80s, there was this music style called "rap" which consisted of urban minorities--much like with R&B, early rock'n'roll, and the blues--expressed their frustration of living in Ronald Reagan's America by expressing their frustration, anger, and insecurities in a spoken word style with a rhythmic background. As with all things involving minorities in those dark days, the privileged, financial kingpins were scared and confused by this lyric style and, after unsuccessfully trying to squash the movement, realized it could be exploited to make money. Now two rappers of note of the 1980's for their aggressive lyrics and striking fear into the establishment, Ice Cube and Ice-T, of them Ice Cube makes horrible family movies and lame beer commercials, and Ice-T stars in network police dramas and reality shows about his wife, just as an example. The music of an oppressed minority became a way for the establishment to make more money by exploiting stupid kids who think the music gives them some kind of credibility or makes them appear more dangerous.  That's why the horrible music that populates the radio station apps today is decried as terrible by anyone over 35 who actually remembers N.W.A., Public Enemy, the Fat Boys and Young MC. (OK, just because I lived through the time, doesn't mean I was cool enough to be involved in any way. I was rocking out to glam rock, commercial big hair radio ballads, and classic rock in the 1980's.)

So in the 1980's, it was considered high humor for about six minutes for elderly and non-minority people with no understanding of the music to write rhyming unfunny couplets and say they were a "rap group". Yes, this stopped being funny or humorous or sly in any way over 25 years ago.  


Frazz by Jef Mallett:

I wonder if the first draft of this comic had the boy in the final panel saying "I stood near a white person and didn't get jailed" and the editors sent it back for revision.  Because, really, it should have.  Also, my kids spill cinnamon all over the counter all the time. They make peanut butter, cinnamon, and honey sandwiches. I don't think I've ever put cinnamon on anything I've ever willingly made for myself (I liked my french toast plain back when I ate it--no cinnamon, no syrup, maybe a little butter). 

But, anyway, I'm hoping Frazz was struck down by censorship and didn't just wuss out from the start.


Grand Avenue by Steve Breen and Mike Thompson:

A video rental store?  Seriously? In 2013? Draw Red Box or something. Pretend this takes place in the 21st century, please.  Draw the kids sitting on the couch holding blu-rays or dvds, or have NetFlix. It can be done creatively with the art work as well: Purple Box instead of Red Box (hah, a visual gag as well as the predictable, unfunny gag) or some play on words with NetFlix.  This is another lazy concept.  May as well draw the kids sitting in front of a giant, 1950s black and white TV with a 6 inch screen and argue about watching Mr. Ed and the Lone Ranger for all the cultural significance of a video rental store in 2013. Grrrrrrrrr.


Luann by Greg Evans:

Yes, remember this lesson, teens: Your parents are horrible creatures who will force their ideologies and views upon you and deny your wants as an adult in order to please themselves.  Of course, she does not see option three: go to college, work and pay your way through without burdening your parents with insane debt, land a job, get married, and raise children.  Why is this an either/or?  Why does her degree say PhD? That's not "a degree" that's three degrees: B.A. or B.S; M.A. or M.S.; and PhD.  So she is going to sponge off her loser parents until her 30s or marry a tool and have kids and not work or go to school or training? This comic is really starting to tick me off today. 


Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II

Why does Ziggy have so many zucchini? He's not eating them apparently, so there must be a reason.  Also, he put on pants for when the pest control guy showed up, which is kind of out-of-character for Ziggy, showing an awareness and shame.  Does he feel shame over all these zucchini all over his house?  Why would there be such shame? Do you think Ziggy uses the zucchini for...GROSS!  Ziggy has no computer so he has to randomly invite blue collar workers to try and entice them into his sick and twisted sex life (just use the internet and go on Craigslist like everyone else, Zig!). Poor, Ziggy, look at that look as he gets rejected again. 

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Cathy 10/3/10
It's Cathy's last day and while I haven't been paying attention this week because the plot has been very, very stupid, it ended exactly the way I heard it was going to end.

Cathy goes out with neither a bang or a whimper but with irrevocable proof that she and Irving have been getting it on.  If you think Cathy is a neurotic mess now, just wait until she has a child of her own.  Hell, it looks like the child is already a neurotic mess.

Thanks for 34 Aack-tacular years.

The Elderberries 10/3/10

Speaking of retired comic strip characters, Charlie Brown and the comic strip Peanuts turned 60 yesterday.  While Charles Schulz admitted he never had Charlie Brown kick the football there is a strip where Rerun may or may not have pulled away the football.


Lio 10/3/10

Lio says good-bye to Cathy (and The Boondocks and Opus, four and two years later respectively) by leaving Lio alone to man the comic pages by himself.  You'll have your work cut out for you, Lio because I'm pretty sure Garfield won't help and Marmaduke will probably just maul you then have sex with your mangled body.

The Dinette Set 10/3/10

It's been awhile since I've showcased the awfulness that is The Dinette Set so here it is.  Burn its awfulness into your eyes!

Brevity 9/27/10 - 10/3/10
A lot of people who were confused about this week's Brevity finally got the punchline today.  But first here are the rest of the panels from the past week.






And finally....

Bravo, Brevity.  Bravo.

Born Loser 10/3/10

I find it amusing that the kids on the other team hate Wilberforce so much that they are all willing to lose a game just so they can dogpile on and possibly injure him.

Is that chocolate milk Brutus is drinking?

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