Saturday Specials

by Hal Bent

Not too much to count as "special" today.  I guess the cartoonists are getting a head start on their vacation plans and clearing out the junk leftover in the back of their sketch journals.  Either way, its the weekend, and sometimes that's all that matters!

Pluggers by Gary Brookins:

Next on Plugger CSI, the backyard of doom.  Driven by too many chores to frothing anger, the dog creature, realizing he is a chicken eating carnivore, brutally beheads the chicken creature he was married to all these years as base animal nature defeats the bizarre genetic engineering of this bizarre plugger world. 

9 Chickweed Lane by Brooke McEldowney

As numerous studies of Junior High School and Middle School Dances has proven time and again, the grinding of hips by the female of the species to move her genital region closer to the genital region of the male of the species (see third panel) unequivocally trumps the removal of glasses.

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