Manic Monday
by Hal Bent
Monday is so Manic, I don't have time for introductions: Go, Go, GO!
Adam@Home by Brian Basset:
"We built this city..." Starship? Starship! That $*&@*#* Newman is singing Starship in the shower. I knew there was a good reason to hate him!
Ben by Daniel Shelton:
Grandpa likes it best when...
well let's consult the urban dictionary what he means by "fruit salad" shall we?
1. A) An item rumored to exist at certain parties, consisting of a bowl filled with random pills. Partygoers dip into the bowl and experience random effects.
1. B) a mixture of household and prescription medicines (supposedly teenagers illicitly use them to become intoxicated)
2. A) What you see when you are mooned by a male. It is the collection of man-junk from a rear view.
2. B) The result of a male tucking his genitalia between his legs while keeping his thighs pressed together.
3. A culturally diverse group of homosexuals.
4. A substitute word for sex. Usually used while texting friends to gloat that you just had sex without flat out saying it, just in case parental units get a hold of their phone.
You're a sick one, Grandpa. Sick.
1. A) An item rumored to exist at certain parties, consisting of a bowl filled with random pills. Partygoers dip into the bowl and experience random effects.
1. B) a mixture of household and prescription medicines (supposedly teenagers illicitly use them to become intoxicated)
2. A) What you see when you are mooned by a male. It is the collection of man-junk from a rear view.
2. B) The result of a male tucking his genitalia between his legs while keeping his thighs pressed together.
3. A culturally diverse group of homosexuals.
4. A substitute word for sex. Usually used while texting friends to gloat that you just had sex without flat out saying it, just in case parental units get a hold of their phone.
You're a sick one, Grandpa. Sick.
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