A Pub With No Beer

Adam@Home

Wow.  Adam makes absolutely no effort to filter the madness inside his head.  Careful, Adam, or they'll send you to a place where you have to wear gowns all the time.

Andy Capp

Is Andy aware that he can probably order hard liquor at this pub? It'll still get him drunk, and isn't that the point?  Or am I missing something?  Perhaps Andy is a beer aficionado and his repeated public intoxication is merely an unfortunate side affect.


The Argyle Sweater

Yes, Ryan Seacrest is a tiny, tiny man.  Also, everyone at the Academy is a sarcastic dick. Hilarious!

Candorville

Why does Lamont continue to hang out with Clyde when he so clearly dislikes him and never wastes an opportunity to put him down? And why does Clyde put up with it?  I'm waiting for the day when Clyde finally snaps and punches Lamont in his 'smart' mouth—it will be well deserved.

F Minus

I like how Mark isn't concerned at all—he's actually smiling a little.  "Looks like I'm possessed by the Prince of Darkness.  Cool."

The Flying McCoys

I don't usually nitpick, but I think the joke would have been funnier if she said the book on time travel would be due five hundred years ago.  Just sayin'.

Rubes

Ha! Since Nietzsche is unavailable, may I suggest arresting Kelly Clarkson?