Milk Comes From Cows

Baldo

Yes, milk comes from cows. Bwahahahhaha!

Betty

Whoa.  Of all the job loss story lines that have been proliferating through the comics lately, I'd have to say that Betty being laid off by her best friend is the harshest.  I mean, it wasn't even that long ago that Alex was hired by Betty's company.

Herb and Jamaal

I guess according the creators of Herb and Jamaal, wearing "expensive designer logo clothes" means dressing up like Kim Jong Il.

Luann

Luann:  the only comic strip that makes sexual awkwardness a staple.

The Grizzwells

Finally, a clear job description for the daily grind of these two characters: eat, sleep.  Now, what do they do in their time off?