Short and Sweet

It's Father's Day and you can barely tell it from today's comics. It is also Garfield's 33rd birthday today so he should really be dying soon and then Jon can get another cat that's a kitten that looks like Garfield and that soon becomes possessed by Garfield's spirit thus ensuring the strip goes on forever. Here's the link to today's Garfield strip and you can just imagine that Heathcliff is Garfield today.

Heathcliff

Fort Knox

Forget for moment that Grandma actually does need something and this strip is kind of mean. "Oh, thanks for calling Grandma. What do you need?" is kind of rude. And I'm not a fan of this strip but all the kids in do seem rather douchey from what I've read.

The Born Loser

"So when I take a bite, dial 9-1 then when I finish the sandwich, dial 1 again."