Stupid robbers, stupid pigs, stupid cats, and dead dogs.

Gah!  I forgot to post last Saturday...  how could I?  At least there's one today.  Let's begin:

Slylock Fox:

These have to be not only the stupidest but also the weirdest burglars ever.  First of all, they're stupid because they've left the window open so the police can just climb in and catch them.  Second of all, they're weird because they have some kind of Pac-Man vs. Evil Pac-Man game.  I guess it might be fun to play, though.

Baby Blues:

If Hammy only uses ten Zoes, there's really no need to pay attention to him at all.  You just have to make sure to count how many he uses whenever he enters the room.  If he only uses three or four, you're actually allowed to throw that doll at him.  You could also use the brush if you want.

Heathcliff:

I would give up, too, if I knew I would have to squeeze myself into an opening that's too small for me just to get some birds to eat.  I mean, do you think it would make that much of a difference to the birds if the worm was a bit bigger?  If they're going to be fooled, I bet the size of the worm doesn't matter.  If they're not...  then the size definitely doesn't matter.

Ben:

The dog whimpers for his long lost dead friend whose bones have been scattered by the recent floods.  All that's left is a solitary bone, and because the rain continues, the dog has no way to go outside and claim his friend's remains and chew on them for a while.

Pearls Before Swine:

Stephan Pastis continues to show us how dumb Pig really is, but making him repeat an old saying that probably isn't true.  Observe: An article from Snopes.com.  Of course, Mr. Pastis has thoroughly disappointed me if he actually meant for Pig to be speaking the truth.