Hopefully everyone survived Friday the 13th. If not, it would be quite unfortunate for me, because then I'd be writing this post for no reason. Assuming there are some people reading this since they did survive, and they don't utterly hate me or my posts, I will continue to today's comic blurbs.
Family Circus:
Great. Mommy of course had no idea that Daddy had made this deal with the kids, and had not anticipated this expenditure or the detour to the ice cream shop which will take up much more time than she had planned on. Thanks, Daddy. The kids are happy, though, which is really all that matters, right?
The Sunshine Club:
Here we have a strip that is in desperate need of a third panel. That or some type of punchline. Maybe someone could throw a brick at the TV or something. Anything will do. Just something to assure us that the cartoonist didn't just fall over dead in the middle of drawing this strip.
Todd the Dinosaur:
Of course, Todd neglects the fact that those are the only two drinks that actually have "ade" at the end of them, and that orange juice, apple juice, and grapefruit juice, among others, are all from fruits "you can pick." I'm not here to nitpick, though.
The Brilliant Mind of Edison Lee:
Now, I find that most plastic wrappers sound exactly the same. I guess those with a finely trained ear can hear the difference between a twinkie wrapper and others. That's quite impressive. Not only are grandpa's ears doing quite well for his age, he's also quite speedy.
Rubes:
Thus, roll-on deodorant on a stick was invented to solve the problem of tyrannosaurs having tiny arms. Unfortunately, after the extinction of the dinosaurs the invention also disappeared due to the encroaching mammals not using deodorant.
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