Balloon-Human Hybrids Are Here! Get Yours Now!

So last week I got called a "fuckrag" which is actually pretty tame considering what I have been called at work. I work for the Federal government so I've been called a lot worse than fuckrag. What is a fuckrag anyway?

Blondie 4/25/10

Wow. Herb has just royally screwed Dagwood. Not to mention possibly hurting his life-long friendship. Oh well, Dagwood will still have Daisy.

Slylock Fox and Comics for Kids 4/25/10

I realize Slylock is the end all be all of justice in this woodland hamlet but even Slylock has to admit that if there is no evidence of Shady Shrew having stolen the acorns then there is no case.

The Lockhorns 4/25/10

I, for one, am pleased that Leroy has finally manned up and bought himself that stripper he was always going on about. And what's even better is that Loretta doesn't look the least bit like she's going to make him return it.

The Norm 4/25/10

Michael Jantze has read a Superman comic since the 1970s right? Lois really hasn't needed Superman since 1986 and these days of course Superman is going to rescue her, she is his wife after all.

Dick Tracy 4/25/10

Sadly that cell phone didn't help that guy in the bed. He's already dead!

Amazing Spider-Man 4/25/10

Sabretooth got to Miami pretty quickly. I love how Sabretooth isn't even hurting anyone, he's just causing property damage. If this were a comic book he'd be slashing chests and snapping necks.

Girls & Sports 4/25/10

I like Girls & Sports unlike fellow DCRer (DCRist? DCRite?) MikeP. Anyway, I hope Mike likes the fact that every woman Marshall has ever been near responds to his actions with disgust.

Also, the Girls & Sports Wikipedia page is in need of some re-writing.

Shoe 4/25/10

Just a week after I complain about how we never see the character the strip is named after, he's here! However, I stand by the opinion that Shoe is still a terrible comic.

Beetle Bailey 4/25/10

What in the hell is going on here? Is General Halftrack some sort of weird balloon-human hybrid? I am so confused by Halftrack's odd affliction and by Mrs. Halftrack apparently wearing her bathrobe while they are...what? Were they going to church or something or were they going to the doctor anyway?

How much does Mort Walker drink these days?

Brevity 4/25/10

And just because it's funny.


And yes I called a stripper "it". Even if it walks like a person, talks like a person and looks like a person, strippers are dead inside.