OH COME ON.
I'm just going to repeat the same joke six or seven times, okay? Great. Here we go:
Beetle Bailey, 10/9/09
OH COME ON. Sarge doesn't have any friends!
Hagar the Horrible, 10/9/09
OH COME ON. A liquor license is needed to sell any sort of alcoholic beverage, including beer or wine!
Ollie and Quentin, 10/9/09
OH COME ON. That worm is not physically able to play that tuba!
Lio, 10/9/09
OH COME ON. Lio could not lift a pumpkin of that size that easily!
New Adventures of Queen Victoria, 10/9/09
OH COME ON. "Frog Applause" doesn't have any reoccurring characters!
Pluggers, 10/9/09
OH COME ON. Cracker Barrel doesn't take reservations!
Blondie, 10/9/09
OH COME ON. This is basically the same joke as the whole Mom's Diner thing discussed yesterday, except altered ever so slightly to become a little fresher, which doesn't mean that it's funny by any means but at least Blondie is trying, if only a little bit, which is good!
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OH COME ON. No one has commented yet?
Regarding Hagar, in Indiana there are 3 types of alcoholic beverage licenses: 1-way (beer), 2-way (beer and wine), and 3-way (beer, wine and hard liquor). A "liquor license" is a 3-way license. Some restaurants have only a 2-way license.
OH COME ON! I didn't check DCR until now!
Regarding Hagar, in NYC and New England if you don't have a liquor license you can BYOB and save $$$.
Regarding Anonymous posting on Hagar in Indiana...I always prefer a 3-way (cue bad porn music now).
OH COME ON! I'm talking about me, a female moose and a parrot! Lighten up people!
In Pluggers WTF? Is the 'dog' married to the 'chicken'? OH COME ON! And you people think I'm sick!
OH COME ON! If that little shit Lio can lift a pumpkin like that it probably tops out at around 8 pounds.
OH COME ON! Blondie hit it home for me. I was on a date and the waiter told me I couldn't have any shredded parmaesan cheese for my pasta because my pasta had seafood in it. Fucker! OH COME ON! You're nothing but "food hookers", waiters! You give me what I want and I give you money at the end!
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