I Could Use Some Help
You ever have one of those days where you screw everything up? That's been my day.
This one is late because I forgot to hit post when I finished it.
Marvin 10/27/09
1. Marvin is an infant and clearly not capable of using a computer with such ease.
2. All dairy products come from the same source if you go back far enough.
Funky Winkerbean 10/27/09
That cop is being really passive-aggressive. Which is weird, usually cops are just aggressive.
And you'd think he'd be really aggressive since he's forced to appear in Funky Winkerbean. He might as well start shooting because he'll be crippled or catch a rare disease or just plain die soon anyway.
Todd the Dinosaur 10/27/09
Is it really necessary to put HEFTY on the bag? Would anyone be confused if it wasn't there? I'm actually more confused because it is there. Does Todd get a kickback from Hefty? That'd be a weird product placement deal.
9 to 5 10/27/09
theendisnear.com doesn't have any of those things. It's a pretty crappy use of such a great domain name.
Bozo 10/27/09
Bobbing for apples isn't all that fun. I can't imagine it would be anymore fun with the entire future of humanity hanging in the balance. Which would be weird because if you didn't get one humans don't have to leave Paradise and if you did get one we end up with the crappy world we have today. So why would you even try?
3 comments:
is this some kind of new hefty bag that stands up on its own while you fill it with stuff? because I can see where that might be useful
Stupid snake. With the stems still attached, Adam and Even can easily lift each and every one of those apples out of the water without the need to bite into them.
snake just wanna see 'em bend over -- get a look at they hoo-hahs.
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