AHCHOO went the itsy bitsy Spider

As if that awesome news post under this one wasn't enough, I've also decided to do a comic post for you all today.

This is getting hard to do all by myself. But somehow I will muddle through. Upward and onward, to comics!


F Minus 7/2/09

Why are they letting the clown get away? Don't they know that the only way to finally destroy the clown race to track down the Head Clown? You have to stab his nose with a stainless steel pocket-knife and burn his shoes with a fire started with his own clown wig. Only then will we be free of the clowns.



Betty 7/2/09

I don't ask for much from comic strip art. I do ask that you be consistent with the sizes of things. From panel 1 to panel 2 either the dog grows considerably or the man shrinks considerably. That is not okay. You are a professional. You can do better.

Also, why is that guys wearing slippers when walking his giant dog? Wouldn't you want running shoes on for when the dog decides to take off, like in the last panel?



B.C. 7/2/09

I hate when I sneeze and end up shitting all over somebody. Although, I suppose it sucks more for the person behind me.

Also, spiders don't have the ability to sneeze. I don't care if this is a comic that regularly does things that don't make sense, at some point you need to be realistic.