Why Does Everyone Always Leave Me?

Greetings people of the internet. We apologize for the lack of dailyness at the Daily Comic Review over the past few days, there were quite a few circumstances that all came up at the same time.

Patrick of the Friday review has had to leave us due to other obligations. We look forward to the time when he returns.

Stella of the Thursday review is currently overloaded at her place of work and shall remain so for an undetermined amount of time.

And I was out of the country on family business until just yesterday.

What all that means is that we are down to a two man rotation during the work-week and a two person rotation on the weekend. Not that anyone cares about the weekend. Things look to be back on track for the time being, however, I can make no promises about the future. With my luck, Jorge and Kaitlyn will leave and I'll be stuck with the whole thing myself until Bryce and Stella are relieved of their real-life duties.

But you probably didn't read any of that anyway, so here's where the comics start today.

Domestic Abuse 6/23/09

So many options before me and yet, so few. After all, I can only choose one way to make fun of any particular comic and this one clearly points in one direction.

Lubricants always lead to friction. The good kind of friction. The kind on your penis and/or vagina. Maybe your ass, if you're into that kind of thing.



Frog Applause 6/23/09

Umm, okay? So the dog won the lottery and now his owners are abandoning him? I'm really lost on this one.



Loose Parts 6/23/09

Lucky for them they don't have any thumbs or fingers to pull the trigger.

Also, how did they order the gum/gun if they don't know how to read? And where did they get the money?