Finish this line...
Party people! What up, yo? how's it going, G? Fantastic, sport! Onward and upward hither ye tither ye?
Archie
Oh, that silly Archie editor! Here it is, late June, and he went ahead and pulled a little ol' April Fool's joke on the writer by changing the punchline!
You see it used to say "He offered Mrs. Lodge and Veronica as sex slaves!"
Well, that's the only plausible explanation I can come up with for the look of sheer horror on both Betty and Pop Tate's faces.
Blondie
"And another thing - did you know they don't allow atheists to join?"
Crankshaft
Ah, so the stupidity gene does skip a generation.
"What does a red-letter day mean"...you a flippin idiot! Makes sense that you were rejected by Bowling Green, Ohio State, and Cleveland State; and are one of the few people thrilled to be accepted into Kent.
Hi & Lois
"...and by 'club' I mean 'affair."
Mary Worth
Oh no!! Between panels 1 and 2, Mary drank the Holy Grail from the wrong chalice and is rapidly aging before our very eyes!!! Soon she'll be nothing but a bag of rotten bones and hair! ...even more so!
Bye ladies!
Jorge
2 comments:
Well done, Jorge. As far as Mary Worth goes, how old is she? Why is this strip still published? Who reads the damned thing?
That is some crazy shit. She almost looks like ET in the 2nd panel...
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