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Marmaduke 4/23/09

They wouldn't buy him a dog for getting good grades. They wouldn't buy him a dog for his birthday. They wouldn't even let the Make-A-Wish people get him a dog after his diagnosis. So he traded his X-Box to Marmaduke's owners for their pet. Sounds like the script to the latest feel-good kids movie on Disney.


Baldo 4/24/09

You spend a week saying goodbye to one of the seminal characters from your strip and within a week you're making diarrhea jokes. I am missing Joey much earlier than I expected. While some elderly people might talk about their bowel movements with loved ones, teenagers don't talk about taking a dump with anybody except their guy friends, otherwise it is just WEIRD.


Popeye 4/24/09

First things first - no, you are not on acid. Are the double thought balloons for ? and ! really necessary? I'm sure there is a term for people with ghost sex fantasies but that is one area of the internet I have been lucky enough to avoid so far in my life. What do you do on a ghost date? They can't eat or interact with anything physically.