Thursday night Comic Fashion Review; Now with a hidden Silence of the Lambs reference

Hey y'all its Stella Tamzarian, Action Librarian here to tell you all that its almost summer! Oh my god, I'm pretty sure it won't snow anymore here in Michigan which makes my kickass new Jayne Cobb hat kind of impractical until Fall, but do you think that will stop me? I think not. As a Librarian my body temperature is a consistent 70 degrees instead of the regular 98.6 like most people, which is why you will see Librarians wearing sweaters all year long, sometimes both a cardigan AND a sweater vest like I was sporting the other day. Its Biology, don't bother looking it up.

Speaking of body temperature, I have a suggestion for delicious cooling off and it involves Mountain Dew. I am a voracious Mountain Dew drinker, in my personal opinion it has the perfect amount of caffeine and sugar to wake me up in the morning without making me crazy. Also Mt. Dew has orange juice in it, so its pretty much a Breakfast drink anyway. Anywho, for your benefit Mountain Dew is putting on a contest for their new drink, Mountain Dew Voltage. Fans of The Dew like myself can enter to win prizes like such as iPods, skateboards, gaming stuff and other such swag. To enter the contest click here: www.dewmocracyvoltage.com

So onto the comix and their poor fashion choices




Tina's Groove, 4-17-09
If you didn't catch it, the chef is talking about Butt Sex. Hot golfer butt sex. Sandtrap Sodomy. A real "Hole in One", if you know what I mean. But seriously, do golfers really dress like that now a days? I think people are stuck on Caddyshack and think all golfers look like Rodney Dangerfield, but in reality the people who are usually out there golfing are wearing dockers and hissing racist slurs at their caddies. The poofter Capri pants will probably get you kicked out of the Country Club, plus you look like you might be some kind of ethnic there Sonny Jim. Better luck next time.

Bliss, 4-17-09
So is that fine ass Freddie Mercury mustache that guy in the background is sporting. The life of the Guppie (Gay Urban Professional) is a complicated maze of Bloomies brown bags and Italian loafers, and I'm sure that the 70's Leather Daddy 'stach of yesteryear is not found on anyone anymore. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the cartoonist is not gay and thinks most gay dudes look like Jack MacFarland from Will and Grace or the Biker from the Village People.


The Fusco Brothers, 4-22-09
When you people first saw his outfit did you think that he killed and skinned Barney the dinosaur Buffalo Bill style to wear his skin as clothes? Do I need medication?



Pluggers, 4-17-09

Now featuring the first and last time a Plugger child will achieve anything in life, and it will be for looking ugly. That seems about right.


Barney Google and Snuffy Smith, 4-20-09
Jesus Christ, is there any woman in Hootin' Holler that wears a goddamn bra? If there weren't so many smelly looking men around in this strip I would assume that Hootin' Holler is a lost Lesbian Separatist community. Hey I'm a militant dyke and I'm all for sisters who don't want to conform to a beauty ideal but you have to take comfort into account as well ladies. When you have the big jugs that hang to your navel you have sweating issues, plus if you try and run anywhere they're bouncing around all painfully. If you want to make a statement ladies take it from me, try a nice, practical sports bra that won't pull on your armpit hair.


So on that note I'm going over to my dinner which consists of a Spaghetti Casserole covered with cheese and bacon. My hillbilly credentials are now confirmed, as well as my inevitable heart attack. Ah well, hell is paved with cheese and bacon and its fucking delicious.

Night y'all!