Billy is a Whiny Little Bitch

I have no idea how it happened, but somehow dailycomicsreview at gmail.com got added to a press email account for Suicide Girls and they have been sending us occasional comic-related articles. They've got a great new one called Ten Lessons Spider-Man Can Teach Our First Nerd President. I am totally dropping this link because it's a good article, not because I'm hoping they will send me a free membership to ogle their models naughty bits. Yeah, it's not a website you should visit at work, in case you're totally out of the loop with Internet smut. And oh yeah, Billy is a little bitch.

Family Circus 1/26/09

Did the Family Circus start before backpacks were invented or something? Perhaps these tough economic times are hitting this all-American family harder than others. I don't think I have ever seen either of the parents working, "daddy" is only ever seen "returning from work" and God only knows what he does for money.


Wee Pals 1/26/09

It can sometimes be advantageous to deal with illogical comics with a numbered point strategy. 1: Kids are incapable of ever getting enough violence or sex on TV.
2: Who is this fucking bum hanging out in his house while he's watching the television?
3: Children only watch the evening news if their parents force them to.
Wee Pals - you guys are out of touch with reality.


Crankshaft 1/26/09

Evil never grows old, evil never dies. It just gets held up in line at the DMV sometimes.


Cul de Sac 1/26/09

'Splut' is the best sound effect word for all of January, and it will be an extreme challenge to top it over the course of 2009. Thanks for setting the bar so high so early Richard Thompson!


Working Daze 1/26/09

Consider this our entry John Zakour and Scott Roberts. I would like a mug. You draw the prettiest confetti I have ever seen! Also we are suckers for contests and think they should be encouraged more often, so kudos to you Working Dazers!