Friday Funnies

by Hal Bent

Another Friday, another loss trying to find "funny" in the funny pages.  Forget it, it's time to dial up a little extra snark to get the weekend started!


Working It Out by Charlos Gary:

And you're bald.  Not Patrick Stewart classy, British, and dignified bald, but pin-headed,ugly bald. Besides, everyone knows that women love the funny guys--a sense of humor is what lures the ladies. I hope so.  Maybe I need to actually be funny, instead of thinking I'm funny.  Hmmm.


Adam@Home by Brian Basset:

Even Adam's doctor loathes and despises him. See,it's not just your family that tries to hide their derision and hatred of you with "humor". Here, the doctor does an excellent job of pointing out Adam's physical short-comings, but fails to get into his psychological and mental issues (hey, it is only four panels).  I love the third panel and Adam's heavy-lidded look as the jab gets through his fever-ravaged brain.  Good to see he was back to usual, rotten self in the final panel.  Look at those crossed arms and the dialogue dripping with anger.  


Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich:

Sadly enough, this is real party pooping going on here with these weird "real life" characters.  No, not bringing the party down with their inappropriate stories about changing the cat box with their hands, but rather pooping at the party. Shrimp platter? Nailed it.  Punch bowl? Pooped in.  Modern art vase as centerpiece on the table? Yup, they pooped in it.  I mean, these two are depraved sickos. That is a couple with some seriously strange turn-on sand the people of their town are just saying "No" to these two freaks. 


Drabble by Kevin Fagan:

Drabble knows...those hideous Real Life Adventure poopers are going to be there. "Pack the barf bag, Drabble!"