Proof that Ben Grimm Reads Daily Comics Review

When Brian said that Comic Strip Spider-Man is the laziest superhero in the world I agreed. It was a great point.

The Stultifying Spider-Man, 11/23/2010

So does Ben Grimm. I think it's evidence that he's a reader. Although based on his use of "quit the superhero biz" he implies that comic strip Spidey did something in the past other than whine, lie, and live off of his wife's acting and modeling career.

Speaking of sponging off of others....

Mallard LaughNoMore 11/21/2010

Looks who's sitting around collecting welfare, eating bonbons, and watching Oprah! It's that beacon of self-reliance himself, Mallard Fillmore. Although if I recall my Fillmore timeline correctly, if he gets a job it'll take three weeks for the strip to pick it up.

The Phantom, 11/23/2010

Waitasecond! Isn't the only reason they want "Cole" to lure the Phantom there? Why the hell wouldn't they shoot them both? Granted, I've only been reading the strip regularly for a decade or so, so why she's in the prison and why they even call her "Cole" may have happened before then.

Crankshaft, 11/22/2010

You know, I hate to agree with a curmudgeon like Crankshaft (somewhere my friends are laughing), but he's right. Last time I was at a Home Depot there were 3 people minding the 2 self service lanes. Although I guess that means that these checkouts are great for the economy. Job creation!