Stinky Facebook

Good morning everyone! Let's get the plug out of the way:

Betty

What this guy needs is a good dog trainer.

Synchronicity

Stinky feet is (are?) a perennial favorite gag in the strips.

Soup To Nutz

Agnes

Facebook is becoming a favorite now too.

Arctic Circle

My Cage

Points for "My Cage" for not falling back on the standard "on Facebook friend means something different" gag.

Accidental Humor

Mandrake

So "Ruffshod" (heh) knocked out Lothar in a fistfight back when the World Cup was still on. The original plan was to kill Lothar here at Club Dubious (heh) with a booby-trapped microphone. Ruffshod's crack assassin can't remember how she wired the mike, so I guess they'll throw it at him and hope for the best.

If our erstwhile murderers survive this they'll marry, have a child, and then he or she will be a natural to take over Garfield or Dilbert.

Mary Worth

I would be ashamed to admit that I can't operate my cell phone too.

Just Not Funny

One of the recurring gags on Crankshaft, when he isn't hilariously destroying property or comically terrifying children, is the way he mixes metaphors and mashes up common expressions.

The problem is, this is only funny when he's actually confusing something. The circuit breakers on Wall Street are actually called circuit breakers.

Funny

I'm really enjoying Rip Haywire.

Thanks to whoever recently posted about it here.

Vintage Phantom