Mother's Day? You're Soaking In It

Happy Mother's Day to all and to all a good night.  What?  I don't know.  My brain is probably broken from reading these terrible Mother's Day comics.  Might as well start on them.  There are 19 of them to yammer about.

The Pajama Diaries

What?  That girl looks old enough to know how to spell 'mothers'.  Also, is the father here trying to compare his wife to the island-dwelling antagonists from "Lost"?

On a Claire Day

Is that store named Fashion Land?  That's either the best name for a clothing store or the worst name for a clothing store.

Wizard of Id

The King of Id apparently has a pretty successful monarchist family with his brother and parents still in control of their own respective kingdoms.  Maybe that's why no one ever overthrows Id, because the King's family would then attack and they are much better at what they do.

Sally Forth

Thank you, Sally Forth for now putting the image of Hillary's gigantic bald dome emerging from her mother's fertile womb.  That's really why I read comic strips.

The Buckets

No, what's weird is the history of Mother's Day.  Anne Jarvis really loved her mom.

Heaven's Love Thrift Shop

Huh?  Why couldn't she just go to church and then come home and go back to bed?  Methinks her husband is trying to get her sent to Hell for reasons I don't even want to think about.

Mutts

"Now you can teach us how to regurgitate!"

Luann

Oh, Nancy.  Your daughter has lost precious "slutting it up" time just in the few seconds she took to toss that card in your general direction.  Her boobs aren't going to feel themselves up.

Hi and Lois

What's with all the black?  The floor is so dirty, no amount of vacuuming will help it, there appears to oil flooding their sink and Dawg's a girl?  What's going on the Flagston universe??

Dennis the Menace

Well, he is stealing.  I guess that's pretty menacing.  But he's doing it for something nice so I guess this is a 3 on the menacing scale.

Grand Avenue

You could get rid of that god awful wallpaper you have or replace that hideous green tile in the bathroom.

Heathcliff

Aw, that's kind of sweet.  I'm a fan of any Heathcliff where he burps.  Also, Sonia would be one hot mama.  Not that I'm into bestiality or anything....

Funky Winkerbean

Even when Funky is trying to be funny it's depressing.  I'm honestly shocked we're not seeing Lisa's ghost or whatever smiling about her grave as her daughter lays flowers on her grave (I got all that correct, right?).

Edge City

I was actually thinking of going out for breakfast today but then I realized that every sit-down place to have breakfast would be crowded as hell.  IHOP, First Watch, Milton's, Mariscos would have an hour wait unless you were smart enough to make reservations or something.

Deflocked

Out of all the mother's I could've wound up with, I'm glad I don't have a naggy one.  Constantly being asked moronic questions about my personal life that I don't want to answer.  LEAVE ME ALONE, OLD WOMAN!!!

Blondie

Hah!  Dagwood is a terrible husband.

Daddy's Home

I'm not cleaning the "Mommy's" off of the wall.  You scrawled it on there, you clean it off.

Betty

Damn it. Can't you women stay in bed when your family actual wants you to so they can take care of themselves? Don't make me strap you down! Actually, let me strap you down anyway........