Rivers Deadly

Sorry about the late post, folks. I started a new job and it's taking a bit of a toll on me. I've spent nearly 80% of the past week asleep. Hopefully my body will get used to it soon, and I'll be able to continue posting things in a timely manner. Here's your incredibly late comic reviews:

Nancy, 4/2/10

I doubt that Little Orphan Annie will have to resort to becoming a weather-girl. I'll agree that her constant singing would get pretty annoying, though, and that gimmick only works when there's sunny days coming up.

Knight Life, 4/2/10

Wait, so if you mock Kevin Smith, his legion of fans will come up to you and attempt to sell you his movies at really good prices? I'm not even a fan of Kevin Smith and I'd buy his movies if they were that cheap. I do like the "Clerks" cartoon, though. That was a good show.

Close to Home, 4/2/10

Instead of looking like a geezer, you'll just look like a stupid jerk. Pick your poison.

Brevity, 4/2/10

I like this one, and wish that rivers would restructure themselves to spell things in real life! Yes, it would cause untold amounts of death, destruction, and ecological damage, but it'd also be really neat. Imagine waking up one day and a bunch of streams were now spelling out "Hey, I gots some fishes in me" or the Mississippi river cajoled all the other rivers into spelling out "OH GOD I HATE MARDI GRAS". Each day would be a new surprise! Also, potentially, deadly as your house might be swept away by a moving river. I'm sure mankind would have evolved to a point where we lived and worked with that in mind, though.

Mark Trail, 4/2/10

Wait, did they have a net-gun in Mark Trail? Or is he just blathering on about it? If it was actually in there, I certainly don't remember it, but if it wasn't, then I'm angry that they're referring to it. Net-guns are something you show people, not just tell them about.