Succinct and Hateful

I'm running on all cylinders right now, folks, between this, Time-Mind Sync-Warp, Meekrat Entertainment Group, Carafe, and March Meekrat Madness. You should click on all of those, by the way, either before or after you read these succinct comic reviews which are far more hateful than usual.

Wizard of Id, 03/11/10

I, for one, wonder why coffins like this haven't been created yet. Wouldn't you rather be buried in a racecar rather than a normal, plain old coffin?

Nancy, 03/11/10

I'm rather surprised that there's a shout-out to "Pearls Before Swine" in this comic. As one of the old guard (Nancy has been around forever, though its creative team is relatively new) I'd think they'd be sort of against "Pearls". Glad they're not, though.

Luann, 03/11/10

Why would you even answer the phone in this situation? Brad's an idiot.

Wee Pals, 03/11/10

So is this kid, for wanting to stay up late to watch "Jay Leno".

Rose is Rose, 03/11/10

Pasquale, though... this kid is just a putz. No one liked these kinds of kids when I went to school, and I don't think that's changed any in the relatively short time since I've been there.

Argyle Sweater, 03/11/10

Another mention of Jay Leno, albeit in a much less complimentary fashion (though an endorsement from Wee Pals is anything but complimentary). I'm more interested/angered over the mention of a Stamos. I throughly dislike all things related to "Full House" and its actors, especially the Stamos. I'm glad his wife left him for Jerry O'Connell from "Sliders".

Reynolds Unwrapped, 03/11/10

How did the woman get fully-dressed without realized that it was S&M gear?