Pinko Liberals, Ants and Russians
It's Monday. I hear there's going to be a podcast tonight with the DCR folks (including myself). And, although I am unaware how you will find it to listen to as of right now... you should figure it out because I'm sure it's going to be funny. If I find out the how, I'll let you all know!
Anywho... let's see what's in comics today...
I don't know about you, but I saw that coming! What a cut-up! This joke(?) is so terrible I think I might want to chainsaw him... Sheesh.
Any natural disaster? Not volcanoes... or fire...
Heck, I'd be happy with a phone that had some water resistance. If you've ever gotten your phone wet and tried to turn it back in because it doesn't work, you know what I'm talking about. Screw tweeting, I'd just be happy that the screen turned on.
This is dumb. Why would ants build a rocket? Yes, that's right, I'm skipping "how" and going straight to "why". I just don't get it. They're ants. Maybe I'm putting too much thought into this, but still. Ants dig tunnels, gather food, make sexy-time with the queen, make more ants, bite people like jerks, and get spayed with ant-killer. This is the life of ants. Not rockets.
Unless of course, they stole a model rocket from a park and have been planning their leap to the top of the food chain with their rocket abilities. Good luck, ants. It didn't work for Russia and it won't work for you!
What the heck is this? Another comic about ants? And equally as nonsensical? What are the odds? I'd say that the odds are pretty darn good. Ants are not funny. Someone prove me wrong. Please. And don't try going to Woody Allen's portrayal of a depressed ant either because I'll point you right to Sylvester Stallone's.
This kid is awesome. The fact that he's able to gather that many slugs in one place is amazing. Maybe he's like Willard. Just... with slower, less threatening companions.
That's it. But, if you really crave more, make a dude happy and check out The Underfold today!
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