I'm Chris Hanson

Hi, how're you doing? Why don't you have a seat? Have a seat, right there. What are you doing here? Why did you bring all that beer and all those condoms? Were you expecting an underage girl to be home alone? And you were going to have sex with her? Then why do you have those condoms? Yes, you're free to leave, but only after you read the rest of this post.



Red and Rover 7/6/09

I was shocked to see that this comic didn't cause an uproar. These children are what? 10 at the oldest? And yet we clearly see the girl being overtly sexual. Thank goodness the cartoonist was smart enough to have her shoot down the lesbian alternative that Red throws at her. Then we would have had a real problem.

But I must comment on the most obvious sin this comic commits. The sin of bestiality. It's not even hidden like in Marmaduke. It's right out there in the open for everyone to see. Rover wants to mount that little girl. And I don't think this is the first time that this has happened because of Red's reaction. He immediately knows the restrain the dog to prevent him from violating a small girl. Underage kids wanting sex and beastiality, way to go Red and Rover, you've created to most disgusting comic strip ever printed.



Pearls Before Swine 7/7/09

And what do we have here? To the tens of fans of The Underfold, it looks like a high profile comic strip has stolen an idea from an under-appreciated webcomic. Intrepid readers might remember that The Underfold was one of the last webcomics to receive the Webcomic of the Week award from me. Even more intrepid readers might have noticed that way back at the end of March and beginning of April, The Underfold created a new character that was, in fact, very similar to Mr. Heebie Jeebie. Fred, as he is known, is an evil paper bag puppet that has removed the eye of one of the main characters and has recently threatened to take over the whole comic strip.

This probably sounds like a big advertisment for The Underfold. Well, it is and it isn't. I'm not trying to make you read The Underfold, I'm just trying to make it look like a major comic strip has stolen from it. I realize that this commentary isn't humorous, as I usually am, but it is important to me that little known comics get recognition. Especially when an idea they have is used by a big-time comic strip. Just like us going against the juggernaut that is The Comics Curmudgeon.