I Wish I Had Rap
So, back again. Can't say I blame you. The internet can be pretty boring sometimes. Lucky for you, I have just the thing to cure that boredom, at least for a couple of seconds. Maybe more if you have strong political views and/or are married.
Crankshaft 7/20/09
I don't understand, when did the Old Man get admitted to the nursing home? Wasn't he just driving an ice cream truck around?
Also, is there some significance to the middle panel? I hate when comic strips just dump things on you with no explanation.
State of the Union 7/20/09
I have a better idea, why don't we send them to live with Bush and Cheney and Rumsfeld and all the rest? They clearly wanted to have a war, we should let them deal with the consequences.
Well, maybe not Cheney. That would be a violation of the Geneva Convention.
Also, the caricature of W is way more hilarious than the Obama one. Obama at least kind of looks like that. I'm pretty sure W's jaw is not that huge.
Jump Start 7/20/09
I'm not a married person so this just confuses me. I thought that you didn't need 'rap' after you got married. It's not like you need to impress the other person anymore, they already think you're pretty awesome, I mean they did marry you. I thought the whole point of marriage was so that you didn't need to do all the dumb things that dating requires and get down to reproducing.
I know for a fact that some readers are married, do you really need to have 'game' or 'rap' after you get married?
Arlo & Janis 7/20/09
The screams of orgasm should have been the first clue.
Of course, Arlo wouldn't recognize those sounds, having never given anyone other than himself an orgasm.
And his always end with him crying in the corner.
1 comments:
I think the middle panel on Crankshaft is supposed to be in black and white and intended to be a flashback to the decrepit invalid's hale and hearthy youth in the 1920s. The real mystery to me, is what the fuck he's doing with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle hat.
As for marriage, it may be that we're witnessing the woman's attempt to...ahem...spice things up. In which case, perhaps rapping is something that worked for her in the past. I, for one, have never used rap, boogie, jazz, crunk or any other kind of music to woo my wife. Of course, I may just be a philistine and a bore, so take that with a grain of salt.
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