Mom strike
Party people! Man, I went from no updates to 2 days in a row. Well, I'll do my best to deliver the goods...or in this case the bads! Haha! Herb and Jamaal joke!
Family Circus
They like to watch? Er...what exactly does a Keane garage sale consist of? Mrs. Keane playing stairway on the acoustic? An orgy? Their feeble attempt at a wholesome joke would have been funnier if Billy had said: "They don't have any money, but they like to window shop."
Hey, I said funnier. Doesn't Mrs. Keane look pissed, by the way? She's so fed up, she doesn't even make eye contact with her litter anymore.
Dennis the Menace
What the...another pissed-off Mom! Now, is Alice pissed off because she was just about to get busy with Henry, or simply because Dennis is having trouble accepting his banishment to the backyard?
Um...whatever-your-name-is-with-the-dated-hair: I know humor theory tells us that the best joke comes from a set-up in threes, but Al Qaeda are Islamofascists and terrorists. You're redundantly describing one group as a three. Not to mention, this subject hasn't been topical in at least 7 years. Sheesh, boot this legacy strip to the curb already, willya?
Archie
What the! Betty's heart has leapt right out of her body!! Or she just has a 3-dimensional t-shirt patch. Either way, freaky.
Plus, check the author of Milton's textbook...Dr. I. M. Smart. Man, I want to punch the smug look off both the author and reader's face.
I'd better quit before I get too violent. Until next week...I'm done.
Jorge
3 comments:
Excellent sophomore effort!
I like how you've attacked all the classic comics. Very sound rationale, and well, I think all of those strips in particular are so retarded that they need the prodding.
What does that Family Circus even mean? I don't get it. Maybe because I'm trying to make it funny...
I appreciate that Beetle Bailey is trying to be current, but the regimentation at Camp Swampy hasn't really changed since World War II. If they'd like to stay current, get with how the current Army works, and perhaps what the current Army uniform is. What are those hats that they wear?
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