Quick and Dirty Comics Review!
No time to link, proof-read or comment beyond what I've already did, hope you like it!
Cornered 4/17/09
Cornered seems to have infiltrated my head and gone directly to the "worst nightmare" district. It would serve me right for living my atheistic existence and engaging in this snarky blogger lifestyle to die and go up to heaven and be denied entry because of all the feelings I hurt while running the DCR.
Baldo 4/17/09
So I guess I should say something nice now? It takes balls to run a comic strip with a slightly continual plot and make the decision to get rid of a character. I've been reading Baldo for over a year now, and though I always remember cringing slightly whenever Joey was in the strip (readying myself for the inevitable slacking off joke) I was taken aback by my own feelings of sadness to see him go. Wait a minute, me.... feelings.... fuck this I need a different comic quick!
Alley Oop 4/17/09
OH GOD IT FEELS SO GOOD TO HAVE THE HATE RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS AGAIN! Aparently in Central America they have red dinosaurs who pass the time doing the Electric Slide. Thanks for being awful Alley, I feel like myself again.
Judge Parker 4/17/09
BORING BORING BOOOOOOOOORRRRRING! Judge Parker dialog is worse than the intros to most porno movies. Scratch that, ALL porno movies, because then at least you know you're going to see some boneing.
The Better Half 4/16/09
Does anybody own a TV remote control that actually clicks or has this idea only been propagated by evil cartoonists so the awful jokes they write make sense? Please, if you've owner a clicker that clicks let us know!
P.S. I hate how this strip looks. Potatoes chips in a turnip? How is the chair this guy is sitting in possibly connected to reality where his feet are that high up, unless his feet come right out of his pelvis.
1 comments:
On Baldo: It also takes balls to have a comic strip where nothing at all happens for three panels.
On Judge Parker: Somebody named Rocky would probably be in a porno movie, too.
On The Better Half: I won't defend the art, but I must defend the clicking. What other onomatopoeia would you suggest for changing channels? Perhaps "flip" would work, but it might seem kind of strange. I'd like to say that I'd be brave and put "Bzzt" a few times, but I don't think I would. "Click" works best, and has for many years.
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