The Low-Hanging Fruit Edition of the Daily Comics Review

Usually I pride myself on the idea that here at the DCR we search far and wide every day for comics to make fun of, so that you all get some variety and hopefully find some new comics to support. But on days like today, you have to fall back on the old, consitently awful comics that I'm sure everyone else has already made fun of today.

Crankshaft 3/31/09

"Well, hope you choke on you cake and die, bye."
Either Crankshaft's co-workers are completely aloof to the fact that the old shit is so bitter about still being alive that he can't accept the most basic displays of affection, or they take pleasure in his pain and in reminding him he's one year closer to being dead and gone forever, never again to ruin the atmosphere and ambiance of the bus barn. I'm hoping for #2.


Mary Worth 3/31/09

"Are you a fucking vampire or what? Because this blood drinking is grossing me out."


The Amazing Spider-Man 3/31/09

We've remarked before about the surprising lack of an operating code within the police department in Metropolis. Do they have a local ordinance where they're allowed to shoot any one wearing a mask on site? Gotta be the most depressing Halloween scene anywhere.


Herb and Jamaal 3/31/09

"Or, at least that's what I've heard my parents say when they think I can't hear them..."