The 4th Panel Comics Expansion

What would happen if you added another panel to these comics strips? Lots of insulting and anger apparently. As far as I can tell, every comic strip is full of boneheaded characters. As annoying as that can be, it would be much worse if every strip was like 9 Chickweed Lane and everyone was a Fulbright scholar.

Mark Trail 1/21/09

"And then I'll watch you eat it, bite by bite..."


Gasoline Alley 1/21/09

"Oh wait, that's impossible. Yow, I'm a fucking idiot!"


The Amazing Spider-Man 1/21/09

"And you're a moron, even for street urchin!"


Wee Pals 1/21/09

"Why am I the only stupid Asian kid with glasses in history?"


The Lockhorns 1/21/09

"You see, he's a pig. You gotta accept we only have 3 different jokes we can do from day to day."


Wizard of ID 1/21/09

"Even though you're just trying to give me something entertaining to watch while I'm in this prison for the next 100 years, I'm still going to be a huge dick to you."