Politically Incorrect Sunday Comics

I know the standard operating procedures here are to just show the Sunday comics at their best but today I want to try to offend and disgust people. Hope you enjoy.

Grand Avenue 10/12/08

Do old people just walk around and mope and complain they are not as young as they used to be. Do all old people just live for their younger days? Old people have it easy: government health care, prescriptions out the wazoo, they don't get carded when they buy liquor or cigarettes. *Sigh* I wish I were old and near death.

9 Chickweed Lane 10/12/08

So if what this comic says is true, then New Orleans in 2005 was the test city God chose to have gills mutate on humans. Maybe in 200 years, we'll see the fruits of His efforts.

Pickles 10/12/08

So the entire comic strip in just Earl's stroke-induced hallucination after the passing of his wife due to a chewing gum blockage in her small intestine. That explains so much in this comic but then brings up so much more.

The Born Loser 10/12/08

Brutus has decided not to plant the tree but instead has murdered Hurricane Hattie with the shovel and buried her lifeless body in the tree's former home.

Marmaduke 10/12/08

One of the creepiest Marmaduke's in a long time. I'm not sure what the stare-down was for but I'm pretty sure he wants Phil to commit a hate crime. Marmaduke doesn't like illegals but like hell he's gonna get the blood on his paws.

Pearls Before Swine 10/12/08

Wouldn't the officer search Pig for that controlled substance. No, because this corrupt policeman immediately arrests Pig for acting like himself, being young and using bad jokes.