Sexy Time Haiku Review 8/7/08

Inappropriate.
Sexy time haikus for all.
Killing the art form.


Popeye 8/7/08

Great excuse Popeye.
Beat that pancake ass bright red.
Dirty old sailor.


Brewster Rockit 8/7/08

I'll take one right now.
First you hit the slow motion,
then repeat, on loop.


Days of Thunder 8/7/08

Oh the internet.
You can find anything there.
Such a magic place.


Diesel Sweeties 8/7/08

Live fast and die old.
Who knows how long we have left.
Please think people, think.


Family Circus 8/7/08

Giant stapler!
Too bad she doesn't use it
to shut your damn mouth.


Mary Worth 8/7/08

Spam phishing email!
What a vile villain we have.
Bring on the porn spam.