Gummy BARES

Chainsawsuit 3/19/15

Holy crap is this comic ever true.  I haven't found any amount of gummi bears that can be eaten that wont make you feel bad, beyond one.  And nobody is going to eat a single gummy bear.  Also apparently it's OK to spell it with a y or an i, I mean make up your freaking mind already!

Have you guys heard about the sugar-free variety?  Apparently in about 90% of people they cause violent explosive poos.  And it's really hard to tell the difference between them and the regular version.  Hate your coworkers?  How about a mystery bowl of gummeeeee bears shows up in the break room then?  The reviews on the Amazon page are worth a read and much funnier than anything you'll find here!