Evil monkeys in prison with horseshoes in their chests!

Bound and Gagged:

Later, the warden discovered a box that had been smuggled into the prison.  He broke it open only to find that it was filled with Breathe Right strips.

The Elderberries:

"Also, you now appear to have a lamp growing out of your head."

"Now, THAT'S an epic battle with my cartoonist that hopefully will only last until February of 2011."

Ginger Meggs:

Ginger Meggs is the seminal Australian comic strip.  The most dangerous animals in the world live in Australia.  These kids, however, want to provoke fear in others by appearing as monkeys?  Do they have any sense of what lives in their own backyard?

*sigh*  Kids these days.