Oh noes, Marmaduke.
Once again, a fairly light load. You know whose load isn't light? The Meekrat Entertainment Groups. It's a load of entertainment. With the plug out of the way, here's the commentary:
Spider-Man
They're really playing up this next Spider-Man storyline. I'm fairly excited, but I read and commented on the strip for four and a half years. I know how much of a let-down it can be.
Marmaduke
You'd think when the dog somehow achieved pardons from the governor, the owners would think, "You know, maybe having a giant death-dog living in our house and running our lives is a bit of a hassle." Perhaps the family is being punished, too, by having to care for Marmaduke. Fun fact: Marmaduke used to have a permanent scowl on his face.
Heathcliff
Why do they have a cat door when the actual door has no gate or anything? Furthermore, why would an unrepentant ne'er-do-well like Heathcliff go to college? Oh, wait, he's going to pick up women and probably party.
1 comments:
"If you thought radioactive clay mind-control made for an awesome story, strap yourselves in, True Believers! We don't want to oversell it, but this tale of suspense will KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF, GIVE YOU WOOD, and BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!! IT'S GONNA BE THE GREATEST STORY OF ALL TIME! MAYBE NOT 'ONE MORE DAY' SUPERAWESOME (WE CAN'T DO PETER PARKER CUTTING A DEAL WITH SATAN IN A FAMILY PAPER) BUT MAYBE EVEN MORE BETTER THAN THAT SABERTOOTH WANTS TO FIND WOLVERINE STORYDKJHJHDJHAPOAHSW"
...And then it'll turn out to be Spidey having to help Captain America change a flat tire or that guy who robs banks on rocket roller skates or something.
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