Trebuchets. That's all you need to know.

Normally I like to have the comic blurbs ready around breakfast, or perhaps lunch, but today you can have them with dinner.  Here:

Birdbrains:

If you think about it, any animal would do, because "lamb," or in this case "ham," doesn't really rhyme with anything in the song.  Therefore, she wouldn't need to get an animal that rhymed with "lamb" in order to be equally poetic.  She could have had an elephant.  In fact, I find little elephants to be much cuter than little hams.

Animal Crackers:

Not only are they ruled by a queen, but in fact all of them are female.  The queen is the only fertile female, of course, but that makes little difference.  Just more things for the female lion to be happy about.

Daddy's Home:

Nothing to say here except that it strikes me as odd that a black man is giving that line.  Maybe it's just me.


Loose Parts:

 

This is mostly funny because the guy is just standing there staring at the vending machine.  I figure he expected as much.  Who would expect that a vending machine on a small desert island that's most likely been there for a long time would actually work properly?  He probably figured he wouldn't be using the small amount of change he had in his pocket for anything else anytime soon.  What's the thing plugged into, anyway?  The tree?

Cul de sac:

I don't care what anybody else says.  In my book, any comic about trebuchets is a good comic.