Melted Carpet Hot Dog
A special treat for you today, I have explained Marmaduke once again! Don't get used to it though, it won't be a regular feature.
The Argyle Sweater 8/12/09
Was it semen? If it's not blood, it's usually semen. Why would McGruff know that it's semen instead of blood? Does it belong to him? That's disgusting.
Scary Gary 8/12/09
Hey, that's not fair. I have a life. Just because it involves comic strips doesn't make it pointless.
Also, that sounds like a great comic. Levitating hot dog, mmmmm.
Marmaduke 8/12/09
Marmaduke leaves a trail of exhaust that is extremely hot. This is because, unlike non-murdering dogs, he has a jet engine instead of a heart.
2 comments:
I think they might have found either urine or feces, as he's a dog, and dogs are known for doing that on the carpet.
Owner-man is running so 'fast' that his rubber soles have melted? Can't dogs easily outrun humans? Either Owher-man is the "Flash" or he would be dragging on the ground behind the evil Marmaduke. Also, how would he have the energy to speak to neighbor-man let alone breathe?
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