I'm Pre-AARP But Post-PTSD

Greeting on this fine Wednesday. I apologize for not including a warning about the links in yesterday's post. But seeing as there was no nudity involved, you can all get over it. It's not like you've never seen a morbidly obese man without clothes. I see it all the time at the local pool and after a while, when your soul has died, it stops bothering you.

But today we move onward and upward! Although, these commentaries are probably worse than yesterday as those were truly inspired. I hope you enjoy them anyway.


B.C. 8/5/09

I realized that B.C. is a really terrible comic strip, but you'd think that they could at least have made the correct foot for the one-legged guy. Or maybe that's why he's going to cry/throw up. At first I thought he was going to throw up because it's so ugly, but it makes more sense that he would be overwhelmingly saddened that his new prosthetic foot is the wrong one.



Cow & Boy 8/5/09

Or 'The Itch' can come from banging that whore that lives down the block from you. At least that's where my 'The Itch' comes from. I really should invest in some condoms, but it's just so much better without them. Except for, you know, 'The Itch'.



Heathcliff 8/5/09

What the hell is 'AZZIP'? I've never heard of such a thing. Does it involve garbage?

Honestly, if you think that your readers are so stupid that you need to spell out where the characters are then why write it backwards? If you think we're so stupid that we couldn't figure out that they're in a pizza place, then we're surely stupid enough to misread it as 'AZZIP'.



Moderately Confused 8/5/09

Here we go. A comic that isn't afraid to give us as little information as is needed.

From the context of the piece of cake, we can tell that it's her birthday, and as we all know, women don't ever reveal their age for any reason, so it would make sense that she would be cryptic in her answer to the question about her current age, which we did not hear.

Of course she could just be a glutton making up some random sentence to throw off the local cake police.