Saturday is the New Friday
Wassup? How's it going? Everyone is doing well I trust. I have a small spattering of comics for your viewing pleasure this week. I suggest that you enjoy them to the fullest.
Slylock Fox and Comics For Kids 6/3/09
The cheetah looks to be tweaking on meth and the penguin is raping a fish. How is this a comic for kids again? Last time I checked, rape and drug use were illegal for kids as well as adults. But it was a long time ago that I checked; just about 25 years ago, right after I was convicted of murder 1 and rape when I was high on acid. Have they changed the rules since I've been inside?
Sally Forth 6/3/09
Honestly the only thing going on inside my (a male) brain most of the time is a sound like static on a TV. I'm not thinking about why women make me nervous or plate tectonics or anything. It's just static and, about every 11 seconds or so, breasts.
Static and breasts, they're what make the male brain work.
BC 6/4/09
'FUNK' is a not a sound effect I have heard before.
I wonder if the stick crushed a third ant? That's probably why the evening is ruined; now they can't have that three-way they've been talking about for years.
Drabble 6/4/09
The lot seems to be pretty empty so what's wrong with parking anywhere? And it seems to me that passengers really don't have any input into what the driver is doing. Unless it's one of those cars that has a brake on the passenger side.
Also, yelling at someone who's driving is a very bad idea. That's how 18 car pileups start.
4 comments:
I can see what you mean about the penguin/fish rape, but the real question is:
How fast is the penguin humping the fish? Is it (a) 35 mph,
(b) 70,
(c) 22,
(d) 68 or
(e) 7?
I don't know if I could rape a fish any faster than 22 mph, myself.
QUOTE xy:"But it was a long time ago that I checked; just about 25 years ago, right after I was convicted of murder 1 and rape when I was high on acid. Have they changed the rules since I've been inside?"
No. The rules are the same. Trust me. I speak from experience. You know, I know this isn't the correct forum to vent in, but fuck it!
WHAT A MAN DOES IN THE PRIVACY OF HIS BEDROOM WITH A CADAVER FROM THE LOCAL MEDICAL SCHOOL IS UP TO HIM AND NO ONE ELSE'S BUSINESS!
Will I NEVER live that down?! JESUS!!
I really like how happy the Sally Forth characters look when they're talking. like, no matter what the context, as soon as they open their mouths to speak, they become happier than I have ever looked in my entire life
Sparky - maybe in the next life, you'll be a great dane, and you will be allowed to do whatever horrible thing you want
...or maybe I will DO it to a Great Dane! THAT would be AWESOME!
"Down, Fido...down...further down...yes, oh yesssss....!
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