Party people!
Blondie
Man, the funniest part of Dagwood's day, and we miss it. So how do you think that limerick went?
There once was a penguin from Soho,
Who went to a Japaense dojo,
He ordered the squid,
Yes that's what he did,
But found that its taste was just so-so.
Yeah, lame as hell, but I deplore you: what rhymes with Soho?
Hi and Lois
Did we...uh...miss a panel or two there? Were we supposed to know that the family was all waiting on Hi for something? Is it just a weak-ass battery pun? What, mothertrucker, what?!
Mark Trail
Nobody can string out a storyline like Mark Trail. At last, the photos are being presented to the CEO! Will she appear shocked, claiming to have never seen these waste drums before? Will she kick Mark out of her office, stupidly implicating herself? Will she bitchslap Mark, forcing his brain into an infinite loop? "Cannot solve a problem without violence...cannot hit a girl...aughh!" Maybe he'll call Cherry in to do his dirty work? Girl fight! Yeah!
Stay tuned to Mark Trail, where we should see her ultimate reaction sometime in September.
Doneski guys...later!
Jorge
2 comments:
There was a gay penguin from Soho
With a guy he was asking to blow-ho
He opened his beak,
But before he could speak
The prick said that it was a no-go.
You people are fucking brilliant! I love both versions.
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