So hey everybody, sorry about last week's hiatus but things have been going down in Library land. I've been working at a Historical Society as well as the Library so I have been, as the kids say, ass busy. Most of my free time these days is spent watching Trailer Park Boys on Youtube, which is fucking awesome and from Canada. Sorry again about the short posts but the life of the Librarian is full of 'splosions and excitin' stuff, you all know that.
9 Chickweed Lane, 5/14/2009
How irritating is this "love story"? Is anyone else tired of seeing a blond drama queen making out with an aspergersy, spazz monster? I know their love is supposed to be eccentric, artsy and interesting but its actually quite annoying to watch. And now Amos is laying on the ground trying to catch a glimpse of Edda's vagina, nice, real classy. Maybe this sophisticated love is above my understanding. Where I come from love develops over a 12 pack of Bud Light and an unexpected pregnancy, LIKE GOD INTENDED!
Dinette Set, 5/19/2009
You know, I'm kind of surprised that Jerry isn't strutting around without a towel on since he's usually so casual about showing off the goods. And you'd think with all the body hair he would kind of grow his own natural towel that would cover his junk. And where the hell are they where every fat hairy guy runs around naked? Well except for at Bear Party (probably NSFW), Detroit on July 11th! Come if you love hairy man boobies.
Drabble, 5/18/2009
That ski mask really goes to show how big the heads of the folks on Drabble really are. Or maybe their necks are just really small because basically the guy looks like a penis.
Heart of the City, 5/21/2009
When I was in high school I played the Bass Clarinet, which was basically a bastard son of a clarinet and a saxophone. I wanted to be as cool as the saxophone players but all I knew was how to play the goddamn clarinet so there I was. I was also the ONLY person who played bass clarinet so when they wanted to add a separate Clarinet solo song; A Whole New World from Aladdin, they forced me to be in it. Long story short, I totally sucked and now I'm scared for life so this comic bothers me quite a bit. Also kids shown with their pants down? Something about this seems highly illegal, or at the very least just kind of fucked up.
Mary Worth, 5/19/2009
Good lord the clothes they have over in Santa Royale are absolutely hideous! The blog Mary Worth, Style Maven showcases all of the horrible clothes in this strip because she sews certain pieces herself, including the fine hounds tooth Capri pants worn by Toby during her incident with identity fraud. Bad fashion tends to follow the characters in Mary Worth like fraud because the newly single Dr. Adrian is sporting a pink Rorschach test to wear on her date with the Detective. What are the odds that he'll show up wearing some fine ass Sansabelt slacks made for a man 40 years his senior.
So there we are kids. Keep your noses clean and go buy some Sansabelt slacks. Have a good weekend y'all!
2 comments:
Ah, I welcome you back!
Stella, believe it or not, the one year I belonged to a gym, the men's locker room was frequented by fat, naked, old dudes who at best went about their business like they were in their own private bathroom, and at worst attempted to strike up a conversation.
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