Sunday May 3rd

Alley Oop:



The belt was bought as a toy? And Oop keeps wearing it. Maybe those annoying as hell Geico ads are true.

Andy Capp:



Geezus Pleezus, why don't they get a divorce already?

And you do not mow the yard in shoes like that. At the very least, you will have green feet. At the very worst, something flying could hurt you.

But she's got her apron on! So she's safe!

Also, I've watched TV while others have slaved away with the lawnmower. It ain't that loud if you're in the house. Andy's just being a dick for no reason.

And... she's fine with that. Lordy.